wet 4 u
when ur upstairs and ur mom says dinners ready
"i can’t fucking read"
Duckling tries to take flight.
DAMMIT, WHY ISN’T THIS WORKING? MOOOOOOM!!!
Dude, would you just chill out? Trying to sleep over here.
You’ll do what?
future kids: mom, what was 2013 like??
me: ahhh, the year of luigi……
DID YOU JUST-
Some day maybe us humans, too, can ascend.